me: i wanna leave

planet: no


atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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Joan Jett - You Dont Own Me

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a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

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"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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